Ronaspastic 

The definition of someone who believes the mainstream news.

Hey, look at Clive the ronaspastic he must be so stupid.

Ronaspastic by Scottyland23 December 5, 2021

roflspastic 

A level of laughter so uncontrollable that it is illegal in England.

Man, I was roflspastic and they were trying to deport me.

roflspastic by Bob Loblaw III August 13, 2007