Ronaldo (also known as daddy ronaldo) is the most handsome and talented man known to this day. Pessi is inferior to him, as well as other human beings.
He has such a big cucumber, he must be Ronaldo!
by Pessi894444 August 14, 2022
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1) Ronaldo - Once pretty special Brazilian soccer star, most goals in world cup history.. blah blah
now a fat loser who can go sit on the sidelines scoffing cakes with wayne rooney the bogan

2) Cristiano Ronaldo - spunky portugese spunk spunk who gave rooney the bogan what he deserved. famous for stepovers, dramatic dives and that bod, gotta love the soccer tradition of swapping shirts
1) Ive gained a bit of weight, i cant run for shit and im past my prime.. shit im turning into a real ronaldo

2) Im young, im spunky and i can play soccer real good.. shit im turning into a real cristiano
by Illhaveurbabiescristiano July 13, 2006
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An broad term used to describe any young person, usually in a sporting environment when they are playing with older people.
Why does the coach bring up so many ronaldo's to our trainings?

You wont believe how bad this ronaldo is, I din't understand how he hasnt been dropped by the coach yet.
by ChizzGod December 25, 2019
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An annoying person that usually makes friends easily. But, isn't the best at school, like, at all. Usually hispanic, skinny, and sometimes gay.
Ronaldo is gay for Jeffrey
by A__Fan April 30, 2018
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He is an over confident man who is still good at what he does but at nothing else
Ronaldo scores
by Cipe11 December 8, 2017
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Who loves to score penalty. He dives frequently. Penalties are overhyping his career.
He is Ronaldo.
by DiverPenaldo October 11, 2020
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When the male ejaculates into the females ear.
Billy has an ear fetish, so he enjoys giving women "dirty ronaldos".
by pancakesanta August 11, 2017
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