Roll it

when someone invites to smoke

friend 1: ay let’s roll it
friend 2: of course

by sexymutha September 16, 2020

Roll it

Verb.

When one must use the cardboard toilet paper role to wipe because the tissue paper ran out. For butt cheeks with a >20" circumference, the entire tube must be used at once; if <20" one must rip up the tube and use the individual strips.

This often occurs under the following circumstances:
-The ass is full of shit, thus eliminating the possibility of waddling to the closet to grab another role
-There are no more roles left in your house or shitting locale

This process is often painful due to the jagged edges of the pieces and it is advised to proceed with caution, nibbling on the edges does help.

36 hours after eating the grits, burrito and multiple corn cobs, I unleashed a steamy load into the toilet, only to find I was out of toilet paper; I had to roll it with two tubes, one of which was from the trash can.

by etunim October 19, 2013

roll it

someone inviting you smoke

friend 1: let’s go roll it
friend 2: omw

by sexymutha September 16, 2020

roll it out

Metaphor to rolling out your large member like a roll of carpet

It wasn’t bad enough that Kat kept her big bitch pants on and blueprinted the boy fuck who only wanted a cookie the Italian lover Tony hd to roll it out to give the final seal of disapproval

by Tonythetiler December 1, 2017

roll it in my fingers

The act of tickling a soft penis using the thumb on one side and middle and index finger on the other in order to get said penis hard.

I drank so much last night I had to roll it in my fingers for a while to get my jerk off started.

by Admiral General Aladeen Aladee June 17, 2016

roll it up

To pack your personal belongings and get out of jail.

"Cell 415...Roll it up...doors coming open"

by jim October 18, 2006

Roll it up

to roll up a joint.

Don't just tell me how good your pot is, roll it up!

by LoLoMe July 21, 2010