Rogainz

The lifting of weights in order to compensate for hair loss.

Guy 1: Yo have you seen john lately? Dude went fuckin bald man!

Guy 2: bro I wouldn't talk shit about Johnny, dude has made some serious Rogainz.

by Schminee schmaps February 13, 2014

Rogaine

Minoxidil - Chemical widely used for the treatment of hair loss. It has been proven clinically effective in both the prevention of loss and in establishing varying degrees of hair re-growth in males and females suffering pattern baldness. Minoxidil must be used indefinitely for continued support of existing hair follicles and the maintenance of any experienced hair regrowth.

May have significant side effects, including weak erections and decreased semen production.

Also, conveniently rhymes with cocaine, resulting in its frequent appearance in rap lyrics.

His brain was saturated with cocaine and Rogaine
- Danger DOOM

Grandfathers cocaine
And a big fucking box of chow mein
Drizzled with rogaine
Till the government came
-DaG

Cocaine, lo mein, propane, Rogaine
Gold chain
- Jarron Benton

by ishigotori May 10, 2014

Rogaine

Hair growth formula that comes in a black bottle.

Bigfoot bathes in "Rogaine"

by OliverS May 7, 2005

Roganized

Watching too much UFC, and Fear factor. Also becoming way too interested in psychedilic drugs such as DMT, Shrooms and opening your mind to gain a new insight. Also having numerous theories. All of which are documented by Joe Rogan !

-Dude last weekend i tried some DMT, and went into hyperspace . Then on Saturday I watched UFC 98.

- Sounds like you have been Roganized.

by dragonninjah March 8, 2011

Ockham's Rogaine

Ockham's Rogaine is a way of calling "foul" on a complex, fantastical claim about almost anything. It is the opposite of Ockham’s razor, William of Ockham's classic formula. Ockham’s razor says that among competing explanations, we should prefer the simplest one. A razor cuts away excess "hair" and simplifies loopy reasoning. Rogaine, figuratively, grows it and creates a long, unruly line of thinking.

That guy at the bus station must have poured on a lot of Ockham's Rogaine to get an alien abduction, Pope Francis and the Czech lottery, all in the same conspiracy.

by Manabozhocoyote September 12, 2016

From cocaine to rogaine

Term used to describe an aging male rocker who used to be hot. But now is just a guy who still. Has good licks (on the guitar that is!)

Have you seen peter frampton lately? He's definitely on the from cocaine to rogaine tour!

by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021

Rectal Rogaine

The act in which a woman stricken with uncontrollable diarrhea participates in 69 with a bald man. During this act the woman unleashes a torrent on to the mans head, leaving him with the illusion of a full luxurious head of hair. Comes in various shades of blonde and brunette.

Are you bald and tired of being referred to as Mr. Clean? Restore your confidence with a nice healthy dose of rectal rogaine, and no one will be calling you Mr. Clean anymore.

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009