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Robert Taylor

Robert Taylor aka Robert "Failer" made his debut on the automotive internet forum www.preludepower.com in August of 2007. True to his nick name, Robert "Failer" Taylor has become a notorious figure on the boards through his plethora of ignorant posts during his 3 year existence. His lack of knowledge about anything remotely related to Honda's and Prelude's truly speaks of his character. He is not afraid to tell you the wonders of a Stock Prelude SH and explain how Honda has finely tuned the performance of his beloved vehicle. He religiously believes that any modification to any automobile, more specifically the Prelude, will actually be downgrading the cars performance. So all of your engine and suspension mods are useless and just attract the police. So in the words of Robert Taylor, keep your loud exhaust and lowered cars, i will just blow by you when you are pulled over on the side of the road by the 5-0.

Some Wise Quotes

"It looks like the special 5 mph bumpers on the lude are ineffective on lowered cars . What a surprise NOT "

"... the 5th gen Prelude engine has been refined to the point that even Honda , after doing many mods to the H22a4 engine , could only squeeze out another 10% of usable power for its the Type s model which in the real world is hardly a noticeable improvement ."

"Your cop attracting fart can works for me by keeping them from looking my way when your in the area !!!!!!!!"
"Who are you? Robert Taylor?! Hhahaha."

"Whatever you do don't listen to Robert Failer."

"Someone's pulling a Robert Taylor."
Robert Taylor by jschizzl2 October 28, 2009
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026