Robert Taylor

Robert Taylor aka Robert "Failer" made his debut on the automotive internet forum www.preludepower.com in August of 2007. True to his nick name, Robert "Failer" Taylor has become a notorious figure on the boards through his plethora of ignorant posts during his 3 year existence. His lack of knowledge about anything remotely related to Honda's and Prelude's truly speaks of his character. He is not afraid to tell you the wonders of a Stock Prelude SH and explain how Honda has finely tuned the performance of his beloved vehicle. He religiously believes that any modification to any automobile, more specifically the Prelude, will actually be downgrading the cars performance. So all of your engine and suspension mods are useless and just attract the police. So in the words of Robert Taylor, keep your loud exhaust and lowered cars, i will just blow by you when you are pulled over on the side of the road by the 5-0.

Some Wise Quotes

"It looks like the special 5 mph bumpers on the lude are ineffective on lowered cars . What a surprise NOT "

"... the 5th gen Prelude engine has been refined to the point that even Honda , after doing many mods to the H22a4 engine , could only squeeze out another 10% of usable power for its the Type s model which in the real world is hardly a noticeable improvement ."

"Your cop attracting fart can works for me by keeping them from looking my way when your in the area !!!!!!!!"

"Who are you? Robert Taylor?! Hhahaha."

"Whatever you do don't listen to Robert Failer."

"Someone's pulling a Robert Taylor."

Robert Taylor by jschizzl2 October 28, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012