Robert Green is (although, we'll see how long that lasts) a goal keeper for the English National Football Team. His job as goalie is to prevent the opposing team from scoring, but his utter, horrendous fuck up against the US National Team (specifically a very poorly kicked ball from Clint Dempsey), on June 12th, 2010, has made his name synonymous with any major clusterfuck to befall an unwitting human being.
Personally, I like the guy. I mean, I almost had him confused with an opposing, professional goalie, but that was cleared up around minute 40 of that match.
Dude 1: Yo, did you catch that soft ass goal that Clint Dempsey scored against Robert Green?
Dude 2: Yeah man, Robert Green is the softest motherfucker on the face of the Earth. British soccer hooligans have probably murdered his entire family.
Dude 1: I'm so glad we tied that, and maybe Robert Green's fuck up will make Capello put in Calamity James as keeper! THAT'LL work out well for those stupid Brits!
When you find yourself in the spotlight of the world, everyone watching, and you f*** up. You normally f*** up a task that could of been done by a child and smart monkeys.
In the world cup, someone kick the ball right you, from about 25 yards, with no real speed. Yet you someone manage to let it roll past you. That's when you know you could only be Robert Green
A very horrendous goalkeeping blunder,especially during the South Africa World Cup, the first which was made by Robert Green during the match between USA and England.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).