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A teenaged male with OCD and social anxiety, he is easily freaked out by the fact that a person's wingspan is the same length as a person's height. This is a person with balls and is brave as he is the type of guy to throw a cone at a stray cat. He can change attitudes quickly from a serious philosopher to a basic white girl all the way down to asking, "you like jazz"
Robert-"You like jazz"
Friend-"stfu"
by You_like_jazz November 18, 2020
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A cool and good friend and a great kid and has a best friend named kayla who is awesome and the BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST FRIEND EVER
by Thrgycy March 21, 2017
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Both one of the hardest and easiest boys to decipher... Rob's a people's person. He doesn't have to try to gain attention. Everyone tries to get his. Entire groups of friends practically start with him. He makes no effort to be cool, let alone social. He's a jock, obsessed with basketball and football. He's even tried soccer. He's insanely tall, really strong, but ironically isn't that muscular... yet. He's introverted and a bit dense without realizing it. He never starts conversations, definitely never tries to keep them going. He seems so unattached to everything, especially when he puts his headphones in. He doesn't answer texts (unless he's interested in you). He's also an adorable doof that likes to poke his crushes and his close friends. He manages to make all small talk awkward. As long as he's a virgin, he'll never make the first move. He loves staring contests, and his nose twitches to the side when he focuses too hard. He'll insist that his hazel eyes have spots of blue on the bottom. He's extremely competitive, a little insecure, and has a little too much integrity. No curiosity whatsoever. He won't even give you any reason to care for him but you can't help it. He can be as cute as a puppy, stubborn as a jackass, holier than a saint, more of a tease than Magic Mike, can be more of a jerk than Charlie Sheen, as addicting as drugs, more lovable than a favorite stuffed animal, and more closed off than a snow leopard.
Who's Robert?
The guy I used to be in love with, the guy who strung me along, the guy who had me missing him and hating him at the same time, the guy I can do without but never forget, the guy I will keep in my favorite memories. That's Robert.
by Timber Wolfe October 17, 2014
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1. A male given name: from Germanic words meaning β€œglory” and β€œbright.”

2. Also called Jesus Christ, Christ Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth, JC. born 4? b.c., crucified a.d. 29?, the source of the Christian religion. (the name robert and jesus are synonymous)

3. A man with amazing sexual skills, he can bring any girl anywhere to an orgasm at any time if he wishes. He is also sweet, caring, and the greatest guitar player ever (even better than Hendrix and van Hallen put together)
1. Hello my name is robert

2. Hey jesus (robert) whats up.

3. Shit robert just fucked my girlfriend and now she left me on m y wedding day.
by MrHappy321 July 06, 2009
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ROBERT is the #3 most common male name.
3.143% of men in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 3850175 US men are named ROBERT!

ROBERT is the #996 most common female name.
0.008% of females in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 10200 US females are named ROBERT!

ROBERT is the #2533 most common last name.
0.005% of last names in the US are ROBERT.
Around 12500 US last names are ROBERT!
I once was friends with a Robert but we called him Robby back then.
by SakuraSaku October 28, 2006
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A young boy who is very likely to cheat on you. He likes to love a girl and then the next day love a new one. He can be very sweet but he always will ask weird questions. I can stop liking him
He is a normal human Robert
by Cool kid120 February 27, 2019
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