1 definition by Malicos

Robert

Robert is a Smexy sexy man, who hates paninis, and loves gurls in bikinis, he has a massive schlong and will be by your side no matter what, and if anyone comes across a robert, they wil be demolished instantly, never judge a robert, because halve the roberts in the world are Pride-Demons, and will never back down from a fight.
...What a forking G ledgend

Timmy, you havent been very nice today, why cant you just be more Robert-like

by Malicos February 10, 2021