Robert is a fucking legened that licks booty holes only on the weekends. Most of the time he is blasting music or watching videos about mixing. He is the kind of guy you can't tell what to do because his ears will lose hearing if you do. Robert is so funny he will make your chest collapse because sometimes his spinal cord comes out of his neck and it gets in everyones guacomole. He eats enough food to feed a village and is always thin. Sometimes robert gets lost in his bed when he's meditating and can't find his way out the sheets.
Robert is out of this Dimension.
girl 1 have you seen robert?
girl2 Nope he is porbably in the clouds again
girl 1 tell him to come down, I got him some Texas Native Pecans
girl 1 have you seen robert?
girl2 Nope he is porbably in the clouds again
girl 1 tell him to come down, I got him some Texas Native Pecans
by weareone1ove July 14, 2020
A great pilot who always keeps a good head on his shoulders. Sometimes gets frustrated when things don't work right. Short. always caring and helpful.
by PiperComanche November 7, 2017
- Hide yo wife Hide yo kids -
- This guy flirts with your mom
- He is that good looking weird guy
- Carefree, adventurous, outgoing, funny, shameless, idiot, careless, nasty, inconsiderate, and loving.
- That one guy who will make all the pure/nice things in the world look stupid
- Will say some taboo shit out loud without making it awkward.
- Your best friend material
- This guy flirts with your mom
- He is that good looking weird guy
- Carefree, adventurous, outgoing, funny, shameless, idiot, careless, nasty, inconsiderate, and loving.
- That one guy who will make all the pure/nice things in the world look stupid
- Will say some taboo shit out loud without making it awkward.
- Your best friend material
Goddammit Robert
by Hematochezia August 14, 2017
by losthillsgang November 27, 2018
Robert is a man with a massive schlong that all the ladies love.He is the meme Lord that will save the world one day.he will use the power of Idubbbz to defeat the non memer's and will defeat the loomynarty.His real name is XxxPUZZYSHREKPEPExxX.He is also the ultimate thot slayer.
by RobertCarrillo April 24, 2018
i DONT KNOW Robert
by not Robert August 29, 2019
ROBERT is the #3 most common male name.
3.143% of men in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 3850175 US men are named ROBERT!
ROBERT is the #996 most common female name.
0.008% of females in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 10200 US females are named ROBERT!
ROBERT is the #2533 most common last name.
0.005% of last names in the US are ROBERT.
Around 12500 US last names are ROBERT!
3.143% of men in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 3850175 US men are named ROBERT!
ROBERT is the #996 most common female name.
0.008% of females in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 10200 US females are named ROBERT!
ROBERT is the #2533 most common last name.
0.005% of last names in the US are ROBERT.
Around 12500 US last names are ROBERT!
by SakuraSaku October 29, 2006