Roast Turkey

Pooping and Vaping at the same time, especially the post-Thanksgiving dump.

Dude, I'm gonna go roast turkeys in the bathroom.

Roast Turkey by supersoapmanz November 24, 2017

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roast turkey

When your friend is getting roasted so hard that they start to resemble a turkey in distress.

Johnny: ey mang, you seen the look on Bob's face when he was getting yelled at by his dad for stealing the car and banging 5 hookers inside, over the weekend?

Tom: ya mang, he got straight roast turkeyed!!!

roast turkey by Wonkadonka May 24, 2016

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The roast turkey

The action of putting your own dick into you bum hole which will be followed by a big fart that will result in a launch of your hog into the face of a loved one knelt before you. This is similar to a turkey slap but browner and more enjoyable, and in some cases with gravy.

Man 1:hey bro what's on tonight?
Man 2: just going for a roast turkey
Man 1: can I join?
*the Roast turkey is mainly for females*

The roast turkey by urbanLAD3 July 25, 2016

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roast your turkey

Roasting someone's turkey means to place male genitales over a fire and hold him there till golden brown much like a turkey's gobble

I swear, if you don't stop annoying me I will roast your turkey!

roast your turkey by The Licker 6969696969XOXO November 30, 2016

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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