Earth's revenge 

The retributive condition against the human species driven by unrelenting, systematic global pollution and generalized planet abuse.

What about this climate change, pandemic disease, horrible hurricanes, floods and wild fires?
No doubt about it; it's the Earth's revenge

Earth's revenge by YAWA August 29, 2021

Earth's little brother 

Mars is Earth's little brother planet.

Robots are exploring Earth's little brother.

Earth's little brother by Natural Life March 7, 2021

Mother Earth's Peace Band 

Mother Earth's Peace Band was a 3 piece band in the mid 2000's. Organ, guitar, and drums. No longer together or active. Unfortunately.

Mother Earth's Peace Band put funk, blues, soul, and rock into one band. It's a shame that Mother Earth's Peace Band broke up.

Mother Earth's Peace Band by MEPB #1 Fan July 28, 2010

Slazo's Earth Sandwich 

A historical landmark, constructed by the renowned architect, traveler and sandwich-maker Michael Kucharski that spans across the entire globe.

One axis is located on Bermuda while the other is in Perth, Australia.
It even has a rating of 4.9 on Google Maps.

"
Me: Man, I hope Slazo's doing ok

Slazo: makes Earth Sandwich

glad you're back mf
"
^ Excerpt from the top comment, not made by me

"I have to write this pointless sentence containing the exact words of 'Slazo's Earth Sandwich' because ud won't let me post this otherwise!"

Slazo's Earth Sandwich by seems like every name's taken October 1, 2019

according to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible 

Used as a sarcastic sentence by nerds 🤓

I was bored, alright? - Rokosik

Bro! I just got into Harvard University! - Me
According to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible - 🤓

according to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible by Rokosik November 3, 2022

70's earth momma muff 

when a girls twat is soooooo hairy she looks like she stepped out of a porno from the 70's.

GOOD GOD WOMAN DONT YOU TRIM DAT BUSH OF YOURS!?!
No, I'm a 70's earth momma and this is my muff.

70's earth momma muff by tony January 24, 2004

Odesa's Earth Day Speech 

A saying that refers a bad speech that will go down hill and become an embarrassment.

'My speech is going to be such and Odesa's earth day speech.'

Odesa's Earth Day Speech by anonymous May 1, 2023