When your dick is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction
Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?
Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk
Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk
by MaskedCooter November 13, 2013
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