Road-Runner 

A girl/boy that leaves in the night after you just had sexual intercourse with them. Usualy they would either intoxicate you with acholic bevages, then while your blacked out, they leave. Or they would have mutliple rounds of intercourse to pu toyu to sleep, then leave while your sleeping. It likely ends in heart break, or missing cash.

I met a Road-Runner at the bar yesterday, who in the night left with my money, heart, and virgininty.

Road-Runner by Masquerade known as Spence March 14, 2010

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While recieving road head you knock the person's head against the horn twice causing it to "beep-beep" like the road runner.

Yo I gave my girl the best road runner of all time.

road runner by XxXPlAYaXxX August 14, 2006

Road Runner 

You Run The Road, You Chase Paper That’s The Oniy Thing That’s On Your Mind

That Boy Poppa A Real Road Runner

Road Runner by H44d shii😈🦍 April 24, 2022

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One of the largest Internet Service Providers in the United States. Owned by Time Warner and affiliated with America Online and Earthlink. Technical support is outsourced to Convergys where agents like me have to talk to stupid people all day long who have no idea what their Internet connection is for.

Customer: I Broke my Road Runner!
Agent: What lights are on your modem
Customer: Standy Light!
Agent: Can you click on the 'Tools' Button, there should be a picture of you, because you are a tool!

road runner by Kev23 September 24, 2005

road runner 

An Internet Service Provider that services most of the United States and even parts of Newfound Land. Like AOL and Earthlink, Road Runner is owned by the evil giant corporation Time Warner. Most of its customers are not bright enough to know how to use their own Internet service and end up calling Internet Technicians like myself.

Man I got this Road Runner thing cause my friend said it was the cool thing to do. I have no idea what it does though. Instead of learning myself, Im going to be a lazy fool and call Technical Support.
*Bong* Time Warner Jackson *Bong*

road runner by Kev23 September 28, 2005

road runner 

Term for shitty wannabe guitarists who choose to play easy music, such as teddy geiger, that involves nothing but chords and strumming. Your typical road runner will often try to play this music for girls to make himself look talented and get laid. While many girls dig road runners, they are amongst the least respected and most disliked guitarists.

Guy 1:"Steve look at kev, what a road runner with his lil bag, going around playing his music''
Guy 2: "yeah what a schmuck, is not cool man *plays teddy geiger*
Guy 1 :"oh steve not you too..."

road runner by John_Theodore_Gayger September 5, 2008

road runner 

When a man blindfolds a woman and with the woman bent over against a wall has sexual intercourse with the woman from behind. While having sex the man paints a railroad tunnel on the wall and runs away while the blindfolded woman is run down by a cartoon train.

There was a huge mess in my room after I gave her the road runner last night.

road runner by Wile E. Coyote June 11, 2006