Road Nap 

Any varnit, domestic pet, wild animal seen dead on road while driving with kids.

Hey kids look at that raccoon taking a road nap. Tramatizes kids way less. Used many times while in car with children.

Road Nap by Rowdy Cain December 27, 2014

dirt road nap 

When you fall asleep while driving and end up in the ditch.

I was really tired today after work and I decided to take a dirt road nap on the way home.

dirt road nap by Ohhboii April 17, 2019