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Rivers of blood

The "Rivers of blood" is a katana variant of a weapon often used by low-skilled, sorcerie spamming and cock munching pussies in Elden Ring. Users of this weapon usually tend to engage in the most cowardly actions when dueling, wether its healing, attacking while you are being summoned, or magic spamming. This type of behavior usually stems from a lack of a relationship with ones father, which has been recentlt proven by studies to lead to bad behavior.

Another very typical behavior that is often seen by users of this weapon is one they call the "gate-keeping" excuse, which is a flawed argument often used by low-skilled players after being called out for their cheesy builds by more experienced players.
Guy #1: I was dueling at the academy earlier, it was all going well until a Rivers of Blood user summoned me and spammed his weapon art.

Guy #2: Well of course he did! He's a Rivers of Blood user. Hes guaranteed bouncing on his mothers used dildo as we speak
Rivers of blood by LongJohnnn November 24, 2022

The raging river of blood 

Your period
Girlfreind: I just started my period
Boyfriend : the raging river of blood is upon us

Girlfriend:shut up Dave

Boyfriend : the the raging volcanoe God we must sacrifice a tampon to save it
Girlfriend :I hate you

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026