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Riverport Jumbo
noun. Stemming from the Riverport Ampitheatre (UMB) in St. Louis, MO, where they sell only one size of beer at the concession stands but for some reason call it a "Jumbo Beer". Such a way of thinking is hypocritical because there is no Regular-sized beer of which to make a comparison in size. This word originated from beer but can be used in many other circumstances as well.
Concert Patron: "I'll have a beer, please."
Beer Jockey: "That will be $10, kind sir."
Concert Patron: "I just wanted a regular beer."
Beer Jockey: "We only have Jumbos."
Concert Patron: "You can't only have jumbos, or larges, or smalls, because, then its not a jumbo at all. Its a regular."
Beer Jockey: "I guess I don't understand."
...after ten minutes of agonizing debate...
Concert Patron: "Alright, fine just give me a god foresaking Riverport Jumbo already."
Beer Jockey: "That will be $10, kind sir."
Concert Patron: "I just wanted a regular beer."
Beer Jockey: "We only have Jumbos."
Concert Patron: "You can't only have jumbos, or larges, or smalls, because, then its not a jumbo at all. Its a regular."
Beer Jockey: "I guess I don't understand."
...after ten minutes of agonizing debate...
Concert Patron: "Alright, fine just give me a god foresaking Riverport Jumbo already."
Riverport Jumbo by Brad Pinto February 5, 2006
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Riverchart
A rotund male who is often dominated by Asian men. Reference to a story in which a Vietnamese boy stole a Indian boy's girlfriend with relative ease considering his awkward demeanor and peculiar upbringing.
Person 1: Man, Mr. Jeffery is such a Riverchart.
Person 2: Aw man, I forgot about that story. Yeah, he's such a cuck.
Person 2: Aw man, I forgot about that story. Yeah, he's such a cuck.
Riverchart by RDaleJeffery September 20, 2022
riverport riot
Riverport Riot was an infamous Riot that took place in 1991 in St. Louis.
Guns N' Roses were performing their song Rocket Queen and Axl Rose saw some guy with a camera and because he hated cameras, he tells the security to take it away from him by saying "Hey, take that, take that, now. Get that guy and take that?" But the security refused to, Axl handled the situation himself by saying "I'll take it god dammit!" and jumps into the crowd to beat the guy up.
After beating him up, Axl went on the stage and said "Well, thanks to the lame-ass security, I'm going home!" and he smashed the microphone, which caused a riot.
2 people were killed, Axl Rose got arrested and hundreds of dollars was costed. The riot was also known as Rocket Queen Riot.
Guns N' Roses were performing their song Rocket Queen and Axl Rose saw some guy with a camera and because he hated cameras, he tells the security to take it away from him by saying "Hey, take that, take that, now. Get that guy and take that?" But the security refused to, Axl handled the situation himself by saying "I'll take it god dammit!" and jumps into the crowd to beat the guy up.
After beating him up, Axl went on the stage and said "Well, thanks to the lame-ass security, I'm going home!" and he smashed the microphone, which caused a riot.
2 people were killed, Axl Rose got arrested and hundreds of dollars was costed. The riot was also known as Rocket Queen Riot.
riverport riot by KurtCobainfan February 28, 2022
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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