noun. Stemming from the Riverport Ampitheatre (UMB) in St. Louis, MO, where they sell only one size of beer at the concession stands but for some reason call it a "Jumbo Beer". Such a way of thinking is hypocritical because there is no Regular-sized beer of which to make a comparison in size. This word originated from beer but can be used in many other circumstances as well.
Concert Patron: "I'll have a beer, please."
Beer Jockey: "That will be $10, kind sir."
Concert Patron: "I just wanted a regular beer."
Beer Jockey: "We only have Jumbos."
Concert Patron: "You can't only have jumbos, or larges, or smalls, because, then its not a jumbo at all. Its a regular."
Beer Jockey: "I guess I don't understand."
...after ten minutes of agonizing debate...
Concert Patron: "Alright, fine just give me a god foresaking Riverport Jumbo already."
Beer Jockey: "That will be $10, kind sir."
Concert Patron: "I just wanted a regular beer."
Beer Jockey: "We only have Jumbos."
Concert Patron: "You can't only have jumbos, or larges, or smalls, because, then its not a jumbo at all. Its a regular."
Beer Jockey: "I guess I don't understand."
...after ten minutes of agonizing debate...
Concert Patron: "Alright, fine just give me a god foresaking Riverport Jumbo already."
by Brad Pinto February 5, 2006
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Guns N' Roses were performing their song Rocket Queen and Axl Rose saw some guy with a camera and because he hated cameras, he tells the security to take it away from him by saying "Hey, take that, take that, now. Get that guy and take that?" But the security refused to, Axl handled the situation himself by saying "I'll take it god dammit!" and jumps into the crowd to beat the guy up.
After beating him up, Axl went on the stage and said "Well, thanks to the lame-ass security, I'm going home!" and he smashed the microphone, which caused a riot.
2 people were killed, Axl Rose got arrested and hundreds of dollars was costed. The riot was also known as Rocket Queen Riot.
Guns N' Roses were performing their song Rocket Queen and Axl Rose saw some guy with a camera and because he hated cameras, he tells the security to take it away from him by saying "Hey, take that, take that, now. Get that guy and take that?" But the security refused to, Axl handled the situation himself by saying "I'll take it god dammit!" and jumps into the crowd to beat the guy up.
After beating him up, Axl went on the stage and said "Well, thanks to the lame-ass security, I'm going home!" and he smashed the microphone, which caused a riot.
2 people were killed, Axl Rose got arrested and hundreds of dollars was costed. The riot was also known as Rocket Queen Riot.
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