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River Coochie

A freshwater oyster that sticks itself half out of the ground and flailes it’s coochie like lips from the side of its mouth.
Wow, did you see the river coochies out there ?
by Rcooch13 April 27, 2022
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Coochie rider

Basically the equivalent to a dick/meat ridee except for a female.
A coochie rider A.k.a simp is someone who puts women on a pedestal, it's the type of person to write a poetic description of why they like thar woman, usually because they are horny losers and want felatio.
After seeing a new video from duolingo with lily in it, Jared started being a master at baiting, wishing he could be in lily one day,
He commented.

xx_jared2981_xx: "Lily's energy is contagious! This video is amazing."
Duolingo team: "Go outside coochie rider"
by Bench_Boy_The_Hole_Destroyer January 25, 2025
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