Ritz Pack Minus 4 Share definition Flag A phrase to describe a man with a huge penis. The size of a pack of Ritz crackers... after you've taken out 4 crackers. "Hey, have you seen Joseph's dick?" "No! I heard he has a Ritz pack minus 4, though." Ritz Pack Minus 4 by Ritzabee December 21, 2008 Get the Ritz Pack Minus 4 mug.