Risotto Nero

The CEO of razor blades and all around BETTER than trish una

Risotto Nero: ”razor blades :)”

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A person that deserved better and only wanted a raise, but was murdered by a weird ass lookin' prostitute who can erase time.

Risotto Nero: "You're already complete."

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big fat juicy horse cock

also the capo of la squadra de esecuzione

Risotto Nero is around 6'8 feet tall.

Risotto Nero by ExoNether September 15, 2020

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the head of la squadra and uses metal as a stando lol

Doppio: We found Risotto Nero!

Ris: *uses metal to attack Doppio*

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A person that deserved better and only wanted a raise, who was murdered by a prostitute who can skip time.

Risotto Nero: "You're already complete."

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Jarlic

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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