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Ringing the devil’s doorbell 

The female equivalent to pocket pool or playing with ones self through a pocket
Why does Madison always keep her hand in her pocket like that?

Oh you know her she’s just ringing the devil’s doorbell

Lord of the Ringing 

When one sits down and watches The Lord of the Rings Trilogy from beginning to end with no breaks.
I do not have any class today so were going to watch The Lord of Rings movies all day. Oh, so your Lord of the Ringing today.
Lord of the Ringing by Jayhawk24 November 27, 2007

Ringling College of Art and Design 

An art college located in Sarasota, FL. They offer the highest quality art and design education and degree. Other majors include "Business of Art and Design", "Digital Film" and "Motion Design" (but noone knows wtf that is). Student population is approximately 75% self-proclaimed artist stereotypes 15% asians who are waaay too talented 10% rich kids who thought they were going to have it easy studying art with Mom and Dads money (but then get upset when they realize they get nailed from studio classes) 80% genuine young artist who want to get a degree in something they love 5% Guys who wear very tight pants

Other than that, everyone is up to their nose in debt and the students deal with mood swings and laugh attacks due to excessive sleep depravation. Every teacher believes his/her class is a priority. Everyone knows everyone. And you NEVER walk down MLK alone.

It one of the top 5 art colleges in the nation and world-wide.
I go to Ringling College of Art and Design and never sleep more than 4 hours a day.

ring ring king 

Some fucked up wrestleing move where a big gorilla man spins someone around and then claps his sorry ass to a early grave.
Yo mate you're jaws hangin off you alright? No I've just been ring ring kinged you stupid cunt. I understand that if anymore words come poring out of your cunt mouth ill ring ring king you out of the door!
ring ring king by Asda carpark August 23, 2017

Post-Ringling Depression

A term coined by Rebecca Parham meaning someone who thinks they are a failure because they don't get to the Ringling college expectations (Which is going to Disney or other big companies) unlike others.
"Because I wasn't out there getting big studio jobs like all my friends from school, I started to succumb to what I call the Post-Ringling Depression."

-Rebecca Parham

ringing the church bells

the action of someone (inexperienced) jacking off a man's penis by painfully yanking on it. there is no pleasure derived from this sexual act, though the person ringing thinks they are administering pleasure.

the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.
Daniel: Hey man. Heard you hooked up with that freshman, Stephanie. How'd it go?

Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.

Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.