"If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it."
-Beyonce, "Single Ladies"
Marty: "Dude, let's hit up Big Al's tonight."
Brad: "Why, what's going on?"
Marty: "2-for-1 lapdances and $3 Jager bombs, dude."
Brad: "Jager bombs? I fuckin' shower in that shit!"
Both together (imitating "My New Haircut" scene and pointing in different directions): "Jager bombs! Jager bombs! Jager bombs!"
Brad: "I can't do it, broski. It's my 4 year anniversary with Stacy. I gotta take her somewhere
nice, like Applebee's or some shit."
Marty: "Damn dogg, you're still hittin' that? You fin' to put a ring on it?"
Brad: "Hell no! I'm just in it cuz she's got a nice rack, a big ol'
ass, and she's crazy in the sack."
Marty: "
Don't worry
bro, whenever you dump that shit and get back in the game the hos
will be lining up.
Bitches love
nice, sensitive guys like us."
Brad: "Word."