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lord of the ring 

When a male eats ass for the first time
Jessica told me mike ate her ass last night he is a lord of the ring now
lord of the ring by The1506 August 28, 2020

lord of the onion ring 

And onion-ring sized ring of pubic hair that accumulates on the circumference of the female anus hole.
Try imagining the way planetary rings circle a planet. Like Saturn, but instead in the form of the Lord of the Onion Ring.

The lord of the ring 

When you drop your wedding ring into another girls expanded anus and give up on your marriage
Im worried because john became the lord of the ring when we did anal.

Lording the Ring 

(V.) The act of sticking your finger into any kind of hole preferably in front of an evil wizard.
Elijah Wood enjoys lording the ring, especially if it involves hunky elves.

Ringlords 

A word to describe someone whom you have a great distaste for.
THE RINGLORDS ATE GARSTOI!
Ringlords by BECKYKATGARSTOI May 12, 2011
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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