Ridouchebag 

Teacher that douches before class

Man, Professor R.J. is such a ridouchebag.

Ridouchebag by Bonner and Hanzmint August 8, 2003

Redouchebag 

1. One who forgets to reduce a math problem to its simplest form.

2. A douche bag that has been used twice for two different people.

3. A bag used to was a douche bag.

Max is a redouchebag because he forget to simplify his math and he has been used twice to clean two different vaginas.

Redouchebag by mikeyPman April 23, 2010

Rouchebag 

A smart kid who loves videogames and is highly misunderstood. Many think he is nerdy, but he is really hot.

Man! Look at Rouchebag! What a stud!

Rouchebag by Jochelle December 20, 2010

Redoucheage

Reusing and recycling a douche bag comment to be funny.

Eric's redoucheage of Joe's sarcastic comment was pretty lame.

Redoucheage by JIMBEAUX W. January 28, 2016

Fidouchebag

A person or organization that self-portrays as acting as fiduciary, or rather according to the duty of the client's holistic best interests but is in fact just talking their own book and conforming client needs to those recommendations which possess advantageous financial outcomes over other alternative recommendations which are better suited for client objectives.

Scenario
Fidouchebag: "Hey, I'd like to help you meet your goals."
Client: "Cool! I'd like to retire when I'm 60, can you advise me how to do this?"

The RegRep
Fidouchebag: "As someone who passed their 7 and says smart sounding things about the markets, you should purchase these commission products and we'll switch in a year or so because there will be a fancy sounding market-based reason that will help you make such crazy high returns."
Client: "That sounds great - I guess that will help me retire..."

The IAR
Fidouchebag: "We personally manage multi-asset class portfolios of publicly- traded equity and fixed income securities directly on your behalf, which is so superior to products because we outperform them. We should manage for yearly fee 100% of your marketable assets because we will achieve better returns than other options"
Client: "That sounds great - I guess that will help me retire..."

The Financial Planner
Fidouchebag: "For an advisory fee, I'll tell you should invest in this or that because it's the next great thing and that you should spend less, save more, and take risk over long time periods because regardless of your retirement goal you can always have more."
Client: "That sounds great - I guess that will help me retire..."

Fidouchebag by kfasz October 11, 2021