ricing

To rice, or to soup up a crappy car with the mistaken idea that type 'R' stickers and performance yellow paint makes it go faster.

"Did you see that guy? He be ricing!"

by Anonymous May 20, 2003

Ricing

Making improvements to a system that don't actually do anyone any good, and can sometimes have negative ramifications

Encoding videos at 300FPS when humans stop noticing the difference after a fraction of that, that is ricing in the pure sense.

by VubeGuru March 8, 2013

ricing

To race with stupid riced out cars. Rice is the same as a race only much slower.

Do you think that honda with the weed wacker exhaust is out ricing tonight. Do you think he would rice me.

by southern biker July 5, 2007

Ricing Digits

When you get a girl/guy's number off someone elses phone and start calling/texting them, not doing the work to get it yourself.

"How did you get her number man?!"
"Haha, I just riced it bro"

"Hey what are you doing on my phone?"
"Im ricin' that chicks digits"

"Why don't you ask some chicks for their numbers?"
"Na, i'll just go ricing digits later."

by `CHARLiE May 15, 2010

ricing driver

Ricing Driver - A term I have just coined. It means somebody who thinks their Japanese imported car is fast because they have tacked on a tasteless bodykit and a three foot wing. Extra horsepower is available by way of stickers. These people are often seen in Hondas. They are delusional and will eventually... Several minutes in... Get their car to dangerously unsafe speeds on public roads without having any sort of ability to control their vehicle, they are dangerous to the general population because they think reality is similar to Gran Turismo they grew up playing in their Mom's basement. They are the sort of people that will save up their weekly earnings from McDonalds to buy a cold air intake in the mistaken belief it will actually add power to their clapped out civic.

Look at this guys 92 Honda CRX, he defines the term Ricing Driver.

by mattador80 June 2, 2016

Ray Ricing

The act of vigorously beating your dick like it's the last time you will ever have the chance to blow a load.

Tonight im ray ricing myself since i have nothing better to do

by Contavious August 4, 2017

Damien Ricing

To charm the ladies using a combination of three devilish tactics.
1) Light scented candles
2) Arrange cushions or pillows in a circle on your bedroom floor.
3) Play Damien Rice (maybe at a level that will really piss off your gay neighbours).
4) Lie in the middle of cushions and wait for target to arrive.

If this doesn't work nothing will.

He gave her a right 'Damien Ricing' last night.

by Rebecca Muirhead December 10, 2007