Richturd Mille Watch

Richturd Mille Watch: The overpriced luxury, watches that look like they came straight out of a Kinder Egg but cost more than a house. With price tags inflated by an extra zero—from a misprint when first launched—they’ve become status symbols for the ultra-wealthy—think millionaires, billionaires, footballers, celebrities, and YouTubers. In reality, they’re just overpriced plastic crap, and in a few years, they’ll likely be worth less than the materials they’re made of. Plus, they might even be used for money laundering and illegal overseas fund transfers. It’s all just a bubble of overpriced nonsense for people who have more money than sense, normally worn by rich turds who won’t help anybody and just want to show off their wealth and status.

Lee: Bruv, did you see Drake's new Richard Mille watch? It's well nice, bruv! Cost over 2 million.
Frank: Shut up, you muppet! That thing looks like a kid's toy. It's basically Velcro and plastic. I call them a Richturd Mille watch. Worn by rich turds like Drake bruv LOL.
Lee: Your a funny geezer bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 14, 2026