Richturd

A man who thinks he is wealthy/rich, but actually has only possessions and qualities of a homeless, filthy man. Richturds often live in trailers such as Winnebagos, that don't run, have cigarette burns in every sheet, pillowcase and shirt, posses what appears to be a 'lavish' dog such as a chihuahua or a Pomeranian, drink canned pink lemonaid and drain the trailer sewage into any nearby run off. A richturd can often drive a run down car like an old Cadillac or Saturn, but they feel as if they are rich because of the plastic rims and tape player they stole to make the car 'one worth having'. They often know nothing of real wealth and live like a pile of poop. Richturds are not to be dated.

Dude, check out that whack ass Datsun. Are those plastic pink rims!? Look at the hooker in the back! that's for sure a Richturd. I've seen him before.

by roanne wilder January 17, 2015

Richturd Mille Watch

Richturd Mille Watch: The overpriced luxury, watches that look like they came straight out of a Kinder Egg but cost more than a house. With price tags inflated by an extra zero—from a misprint when first launched—they’ve become status symbols for the ultra-wealthy—think millionaires, billionaires, footballers, celebrities, and YouTubers. In reality, they’re just overpriced plastic crap, and in a few years, they’ll likely be worth less than the materials they’re made of. Plus, they might even be used for money laundering and illegal overseas fund transfers. It’s all just a bubble of overpriced nonsense for people who have more money than sense, normally worn by rich turds who won’t help anybody and just want to show off their wealth and status.

Lee: Bruv, did you see Drake's new Richard Mille watch? It's well nice, bruv! Cost over 2 million.
Frank: Shut up, you muppet! That thing looks like a kid's toy. It's basically Velcro and plastic. I call them a Richturd Mille watch. Worn by rich turds like Drake bruv LOL.
Lee: Your a funny geezer bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 14, 2026