Richturd 

A man who thinks he is wealthy/rich, but actually has only possessions and qualities of a homeless, filthy man. Richturds often live in trailers such as Winnebagos, that don't run, have cigarette burns in every sheet, pillowcase and shirt, posses what appears to be a 'lavish' dog such as a chihuahua or a Pomeranian, drink canned pink lemonaid and drain the trailer sewage into any nearby run off. A richturd can often drive a run down car like an old Cadillac or Saturn, but they feel as if they are rich because of the plastic rims and tape player they stole to make the car 'one worth having'. They often know nothing of real wealth and live like a pile of poop. Richturds are not to be dated.

Dude, check out that whack ass Datsun. Are those plastic pink rims!? Look at the hooker in the back! that's for sure a Richturd. I've seen him before.

Richturd by roanne wilder January 17, 2015

Richturd Mille Watch

Richturd Mille Watch: The overpriced luxury, watches that look like they came straight out of a Kinder Egg but cost more than a house. With price tags inflated by an extra zero—from a misprint when first launched—they’ve become status symbols for the ultra-wealthy—think millionaires, billionaires, footballers, celebrities, and YouTubers. In reality, they’re just overpriced plastic crap, and in a few years, they’ll likely be worth less than the materials they’re made of. Plus, they might even be used for money laundering and illegal overseas fund transfers. It’s all just a bubble of overpriced nonsense for people who have more money than sense, normally worn by rich turds who won’t help anybody and just want to show off their wealth and status.

Lee: Bruv, did you see Drake's new Richard Mille watch? It's well nice, bruv! Cost over 2 million.
Frank: Shut up, you muppet! That thing looks like a kid's toy. It's basically Velcro and plastic. I call them a Richturd Mille watch. Worn by rich turds like Drake bruv LOL.
Lee: Your a funny geezer bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.

Richturd Mille Watch by Jamie Cheese January 14, 2026

richtard 

A rich person who is also a retard

Chris Brown:l just bought two Lamborghini Huracan's
Drake:you a richtard why didn't you buy two different Lamborghini's

richtard by Yung Caesar 👑 March 28, 2016

Richtarded 

The Woodlands. To spoiled and contested in their surplus of funds to understand how life really works. Every single kid who grew up in The Woodlands.

Dude, that kid is richtarded! I heard he is from The Woodlands.

Richtarded by darkcard February 10, 2009

Richtarded 

That moment when somebody is so rich, they have no idea how to spend their money wisely. So they spend lots of it on useless shit that isn't even relevant to them.

Max: Dude, did you here about Connor after he won the lottery?
Tom: Yeah, he spent it all on useless shit.
Max: That guy is so rich, he's retarded.
Tom: He's richtarded, Max. *Gets MLG glasses*

Richtarded by BallistaTheDeer October 4, 2015

Richtard 

Richtard, or richtarded is when you're apart of the clone armies community but you act in a negative or cringe way. "Look at that richtard's content, he doesn't know how to animate". "That richtard has been spamming all day". Other words: richtard, richtarded and richtardation.

"Look at that richtard's content, he doesn't know how to animate""That richtard has been spamming all day".

Richtard by Baggierbobcat24 July 1, 2021

Rihturd 

A useless makeup seller who used to release music. Fortunately (or not) her music is 99% terrible and is the definition of a turd. She is also owned by Jay Z.

"Don't be such a Rihturd, all your soundcloud mixes are pure shit."

Rihturd by JesusOrGod December 16, 2020