Richter Spectrum

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It's used for measuring stupidity around the world.

Herobrine: Let's look at the news.

EAS: We interrupt our programming. This is a national emergency. The Richter Spectrum is predicted to explode within the next four hours.

Herobrine: What is the Richter Spectrum?

Minecraft Expert: The Richter Spectrum is an invention devised by Daniel Stevens, and is used for measuring stupidity around the world.

Richter Spectrum by Herobrine Richter May 9, 2019

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Richter Spectrum

The Richter Spectrum is used for measuring stupidity and insanity around the world.

1-10=normal
11-20=not normal

21-30=crazy
31-40=frightening
over 40=insanity

Friend: What's up dude?

Other Friend: You register a 27 on the Richter Spectrum

Friend: What is the Richter Spectrum

Other Friend: The Richter Spectrum is used for measuring stupidity and insanity around the world

Friend: I heard that the abortion pill is free here in America. How much do you think does it register on the Richter Spectrum?

Other Friend: A 7 on the Richter Spectrum
Friend: Nope. It's off the Richter Spectrum, meaning it's insanity.

Other Friend: O_O

Richter Spectrum by Herobrine Richter May 11, 2019

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026