Richmond Regards 

The dramatic act of leaving your excrement in a bag in a prominent location at a lovers house.

Used in 1 of 3 ways;

1. A break-up device (when a text message or argument in the street just can't sum up your disdain for your former-partner).

2. As a fetish tool - to surprise and excite your loved one when they return home from work.

3. Accidentally. When your lover heads out for work - leaving you in bed. You proceed to lay an enormous cable in their toilet and (petrified of flooding their apartment or leaving the huge log to float and welcome them home later) you panic and decide to scoop it into a bag and drop it into the nearest bin when you leave...but forget to take it with you and leave it on the sideboard in the hallway for them to discover upon their return.

"What a prick he was. I couldn't help it - when he left I went nuts. I flushed his goldfish down the toilet, ripped all his jeans in half, left a message for his mum saying he got a hooker pregnant...oh, and before I stormed out...I left my Richmond Regards at the top of his closet...should take him a couple of days to find."

"Hi honey, just wanted to leave you a message to say I can't wait to see you tonight...and in the meantime...I've left you my Richmond Regards on your bedside table. Enjoy"

"I couldn't believe it. I really clicked with this guy...and as soon as the door slammed shut I though 'Fuck...I've left him my Richmond Regards'"

Richmond Regards by Shannoniax May 18, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012