When you're so determined to avoid child support that your testicles literally start absorbing the cum out of her fucking vagina through your urethra like a straw
When the sheer determination of avoiding child support makes your testicles absorb the cum back out of her fucking vagina through your urethra like a straw
A figurative expression for experiencing something so disappointing, frustrating, or infuriating that it feels like the complete opposite of “cumming.” It describes the feeling of having your satisfaction suddenly reversed or sucked away, which is the exact opposite of someone "cumming in joy".
When someone reverse cums, all happines and exitement is taken away as the their nut and part of their trousers are sucked back up the tip of their penis like a vacuum cleaner.
The Celtics game had me reverse cumming bro, their performace yesterday was terrible!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.