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Reverse Hate Wank 

To masturbate in a very specific way, involving both hands, one hand to choke one's self in a violent hateful way, the other hand to wrap around and under the leg to apply pressure and become numb. Then begin to masturbate vigorously while choking.
Person enioys domination and is no longer interested in good ol' fashioned salami slapping.

They begin to hatefuly choke themselves during the process out of frustration but it feels strange to do it alone .. what if someone else were involved? But they have no friends and nobody wants to touch their horrible body. How to make it feel as if someone else was stroking their johnson?

After experimentation they discover the reverse stranger and incorporate this, hooking their free arm around and under the leg to be sat and become numb before masturbating and choking, giving the feeling that a strange hand were performing the act.

Thus the reverse hate wank was born.
Reverse Hate Wank by poodin June 5, 2013
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