Reverse Baptism

Reverse Baptism (noun)
The tragic moment during post-poop cleanup when your overly generous length of toilet paper dips into the toilet bowl, soaks up the dark waters, and slaps your thigh with the vengeance of a thousand sins.
Bro, I went to wipe and got hit with a full reverse baptism. I need therapy.
by Pete Heski June 19, 2025
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