Retread

Calling an old girlfriend to join you for the evening. You have no intention of being serious with her, but she is a "sure thing".
My friend Scott often comes into work discussing the "retread" that he called from the bar the night before.
by Big Al NYC April 07, 2006
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A Retread is Basically someone who has there head to far up their ass that they cannot see what is going on in front of them, Someone who is just a Basic Fool.
"Stop being such a retread and answer the damn Phone"
by Retread April 27, 2016
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A new younger spouse that replaces an older worn out spouse.
Who is that young woman with uncle Jim?

That’s his new retread Tiffany. He divorced Susan last year.
by Skinnybitch77 December 05, 2017
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Receiving analinguis while deficating
I was getting a rusty trombone from a hooker and turned it into a blumpkin when I shit in her mouth.

Dude you need to brush up on your urban dictionary thats called a retread
by ITMFMN December 12, 2016
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Your basic idiot. A stupid bastard with his head up his arse.
"One of this days you're gonna get busted for smoking pot in the storeroom, you fucking retread"
by James Q Fudge August 01, 2003
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1.(n)someone that has no luck finding work or purpose in the civilian world so they relunctantly came back to the original enlistment they choose to leave in the first place.
2.(n)individual with the drive to make up for lost time/purpose with a follow-up enlistment(s) that means absolutely nothing. Essentially achieving the required 20 years of bullshit to recieve a pention in nonconsecutive terms.
1. GySgt Haney is a poster board retread.
2. Timothy knows being a retread puts him in the highest ranks of losers, but he makes the most of it anyhow.
by kool keith March 23, 2004
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Someone who has earned a certain amount of sobriety and abstinence from chemical addiction, but has relapsed and is trying to stay sober again. Most commonly heard in 12-step program circles.
"I don't know if he'll be able to stay sober. He's a three-time retread."
by funkiemunkee February 04, 2010
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