A myth. Something hard working people look forward to all their working lives, only to be disappointed by the fact that they can't afford to live off there substantially small pensions for the rest of their lives.
(Thursday afternoon)
fred:Tomorrow marks the day of my retirement
Boss: Nice how did your investment in the 401k plan turn out
fred:What is that?
Boss:See you on Monday fred
by billzilla October 6, 2010
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Retireation is the process of retiring and being on full time vacation.

I’m in retireation since my company gave me the golden handshake!
I’m in retireation mode since my company gave me the golden handshake!

Life is better under the Sun when you are in retireation.
by PKMoore June 17, 2019
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throwing away a machine or human after it is decided that they are so worn out or used up that there is no value left. the human gets a small pension that is not enough to live on, the machine is junked.
retirement like death comes to us all.
by knowman February 22, 2009
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"Mrs. Clark is suffering from retiritis and using all 30 of her personal days in one year, " frowned the principal.
by Red Baron 2017 April 29, 2016
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When it is no longer necessary to suck up to Corporate America in order to earn a living. This means giving up crowded airports, unnecessary meetings, a Sales Manager that is 20 years your junior telling you how badly that you suck, Action Plans, Quotas, more meetings, a business suit, white shirt and tie, ulcers and stomach cramps.

Being genuinely retired means that you began long ago to plan for the future and can now tell everyone except Mother Nature and Father Time to 'kiss ass'
I am retired, so leave me alone.
by Cosmicstargoat June 16, 2004
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1) To quit working while financially fit. Retirees usually receive pension.

2) To put out (baseball).

3) To go to bed (outdated).
1) He retired from work at age 67.

2) Durazo was retired on a pop-up to Spiezio.

3) It's getting late, so I'm going to retire.
by Phil Errup October 21, 2004
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A euphemism for retarded, as gosh is a euphemism for God and darn is a euphemism for damn.
by Skalator June 8, 2009
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