Retiring
Retiring by One and only Hardin November 23, 2021
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Retiring to the garden
Something a middle class English woman will say when about to go to the garden to smoke a cigarette.
M: Jimmy, darling, I'm retiring to the garden for a moment. Will you be joining me?
J: That would be marvelous, mother! Shall I put the kettle on?
J: That would be marvelous, mother! Shall I put the kettle on?
Retiring to the garden by Flokiko August 4, 2020
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Quiet retiring
Quiet retiring is the same as quiet quitting except the individual is working towards retirement and they are tired of putting in all the extra work and getting nothing more or earning anything more. This fall for someone that’s within 1 to 5 years of retirement from there career and even possibly 10 years depending on their job and or age.
Person one: I’ve noticed Paul has been slowing now and just getting by with the workload.
Person two: Yeah, he’s quiet retiring now. He’s just a few years away from the gold watch.
Person two: Yeah, he’s quiet retiring now. He’s just a few years away from the gold watch.
Quiet retiring by Hankscolts August 19, 2022
Matpat retiring
A very sad moment for everyone but good on him for leaving his occupation to spend time with his family
Matpat retiring by HelpImHavingAStroke January 19, 2024
Rewiring Her Remote
A Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulator, TENS unit is a nifty gadget that gives varying patterns and levels or low voltage current and can be modified for lots of sexual uses. A typical battery-operated TENS unit consists of a pulse generator, small transformer, frequency and intensity controls, and a number of electrodes if you choose to try needles as probes then get real hypodermics not sewing needle.you can basically rewire a woman's nerves with this thing.
" I got home and there wasn't crap on TV..so I got Maddy to lay over the arm of the couch pulled her panties down and probed her anus... zapped her with the TENS..and her anus rolled up like a donut... Rewiring Her Remote to zombie was..Lots better then that sad ass game.
Rewiring Her Remote by MADELINEB January 27, 2008
Retiling the Gazebo
Retiling the Gazebo
verb
To complete a task that was difficult, necessary, or long overdue. Often involves putting in some serious effort but results in a major win or a feeling of accomplishment once finished.
To step up and handle a situation that was falling apart, saving the day, or making things right again.
Related terms:
Retiling (v.)
Gazebo (n.)
Gazebo'd (adj.)
verb
To complete a task that was difficult, necessary, or long overdue. Often involves putting in some serious effort but results in a major win or a feeling of accomplishment once finished.
To step up and handle a situation that was falling apart, saving the day, or making things right again.
Related terms:
Retiling (v.)
Gazebo (n.)
Gazebo'd (adj.)
"Yo, Sarah really retiling the gazebo by picking up food for the crew. We were about to starve, but she came through with Chipotle."
"We were running late to the concert, but Will retiling the gazebo when he found parking right in front of the venue."
"This party was a mess at first, but after Jamie got the playlist going, it was like the gazebo was totally retiling."
"Man, Luca retiling the gazebo when he brought all the snacks. Now we can actually hang out without being hungry."
"We were running late to the concert, but Will retiling the gazebo when he found parking right in front of the venue."
"This party was a mess at first, but after Jamie got the playlist going, it was like the gazebo was totally retiling."
"Man, Luca retiling the gazebo when he brought all the snacks. Now we can actually hang out without being hungry."
Retiling the Gazebo by bre_no_loom April 3, 2025
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