Retail Zombie

A Retail Slave who has been working too many hours, can barely move, is brain dead, and has a glassy look in their eyes. Retail Zombie is usually at epidemic proportions during sales, special store events, and the entire month of December.

I just found Michael barely concious in the breakroom, the Super Sale wiped him out, he's got Retail Zombie bad.

Retail Zombie by Freeman Hall December 18, 2007

retailzombie 

One who must slave to a cash register for hours on end with no breaks for lunch or for the bathroom.

What shift do you have today?

I am the retailzombie.

retailzombie by Dylan Satchel July 20, 2008