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A Retail Slave who has been working too many hours, can barely move, is brain dead, and has a glassy look in their eyes. Retail Zombie is usually at epidemic proportions during sales, special store events, and the entire month of December.
I just found Michael barely concious in the breakroom, the Super Sale wiped him out, he's got Retail Zombie bad.
by Freeman Hall November 18, 2007
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One who must slave to a cash register for hours on end with no breaks for lunch or for the bathroom.
What shift do you have today?

I am the retailzombie.
by Dylan Satchel April 15, 2007
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