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a retail whore is someone that sells overpriced consumer goods to an ungrateful public of consumer-bots while at the same time forcing themselves to keep smiling so that the same asshole customers come back and buy more stuff they don't need so that the hourly employee can barely pay rent while managers get vacations.
After three years at the GAP with only a fifteen cent raise, Gabby realized she was a retail whore.
by Lisa May 11, 2004
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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Someone who LOVES working in retail, makes little cash, is happily content, and feels no need to do anything else with their life.
Tiffany said she'd cover Jason's shift and work a double. Dude, she's a freakin Retail Whore.
by Freeman Hall November 18, 2007
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Someone who gives it up for material gifts
Nikki is a retail whore, buying her a Michael Kors purse is a guaranteed lay.
by yakkity yak December 16, 2014
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