Basically the Hub where kids vape, film child porn, talk in secret, have dope ass fights in it, and where bitches gossip about the dumbest shit ever. The School Restroom is by far, worse than the Gulag from Warzone due to its watery tiles on the floor, hair and bugs in the drain that sometimes crawl up hide asses, no locks so therefore kids can easily be walked in on while their wanking themselves off, and in general, it’s the OPPOSITE of the restroom! The only GOOD thing that it can offer some dope ass fights, and you can film it without interruption.
Quinn decides to beat his weenie in the School Restroom, but the future pedo of the school named Blake recorded him with his phone and leaks it to half the school. So they fight.
Blake: FAGGOT ILL BEAT YO ASS UP PUS- *Gets his face fucked up by Quinn*
Quinn: that’s what you get you pedophile misogynist!
Blake, now getting clowned I’m by everyone in the restroom: *cries and whimpers*
Scenario 2
God dammit! I hate the toilets! They don’t even work.
Blake: FAGGOT ILL BEAT YO ASS UP PUS- *Gets his face fucked up by Quinn*
Quinn: that’s what you get you pedophile misogynist!
Blake, now getting clowned I’m by everyone in the restroom: *cries and whimpers*
Scenario 2
God dammit! I hate the toilets! They don’t even work.
by Fagimus March 4, 2021
A Restroom Shaker can be either one or two people. If one, then a Restroom Shaker is jerking off so hard that the whole row of stalls is shaking. If two, then Restroom Shakers are two people having really hard-core sex that they make the whole row of stalls shake, attracting a large crowd outside of the stall they're in. This reaction from the public often causes the Restroom Shakers to never commit again, therefore passing their title of Restroom Shaker into somebody else.
Man: "Omg, it sounds like there's a Restroom Shaker in there"
Woman: " Yeah, sure does... Let's go check it out! "
Woman: " Yeah, sure does... Let's go check it out! "
by PshycoComedian July 26, 2017
Another way to say "Magic Tree House". The Magic Tree House series is actually just Jack and Annie falling asleep is a public restroom and having dreams.
by stepshift October 15, 2018
What one would consider oneself if they found their male or female counterpart. Can vary from different people but counterparts must have several similar traits to each other with the exception of gender. Originates from the fact that the restroom has a sign which shows a man and a woman looking almost alike.
It's nothing to be ashamed of because it meant that there's someone like you out there. But if you had someone who's the member of the opposite sex and you both were too much alike, it might be freaky.
It's nothing to be ashamed of because it meant that there's someone like you out there. But if you had someone who's the member of the opposite sex and you both were too much alike, it might be freaky.
Girl A: Hey, I found out about one of our favorite musicians biography.
Girl B: Well what is it?
Girl A: It says here he's into films about dogs, has Caucasian and Hispanic ancestry, and he's professional at dancing.
Girl B: *Looks at the info* Oh dear....I think I might become a restroom sign because of that.
Girl A: Now that's interesting.
Girl B: Well what is it?
Girl A: It says here he's into films about dogs, has Caucasian and Hispanic ancestry, and he's professional at dancing.
Girl B: *Looks at the info* Oh dear....I think I might become a restroom sign because of that.
Girl A: Now that's interesting.
by Mariposa24 August 11, 2012
If a restaurant is going to bigoted against bigots, instead of saying no bigots, racists, or misogynists in this restaurant, or no bigot racist mysognist homophobe assholes allowed, they could have one restroom open for non bigot racist misogynist homophobes and non uptight folks, and another restroom for the bigots, racists, misogynists, homophobes, the bigot racist misogynist homophobes, and all other uptight people non mentioned but in a similar category so that they don't end up having to take a shit around each other. Getting rid of the uptight folks doesn't make your restaurant or your country less uptight, and it doesn't make any group more respectable either.
Nowadays there are no more whites only restrooms, just a non bigot wonderful human being restroom and a bigot scumbag asshole who will never pass for a human being no matter what they do restroom next to it. The bigots restroom will stay full of people who don't want to take a shit next to a nigger loving cocksucker gay rights activist, and the non bigots restroom will be full of people who don't want to take a shit around the abusive sexist Ku Klux Clan lynch mob next door, and still nobody will be happy with the outcome because people are people, they're assholes just like me.
by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021
An annoying phrase used by homophobes to pick at guys with long hair in the restroom.
Usually results in the long-haired individual's silent oath to attack the next person who says it.
Exactly why these people see fit to do such a thing is beyond this writer; perhaps it is because women at the clubs and parties these individuals inhabit tend to pay a little more attention to a man who has flowing well-kept blond hair in opposition to a 5'2" mongoloid who is trying to look like Mark Mcgrath and failing miserably.
Usually results in the long-haired individual's silent oath to attack the next person who says it.
Exactly why these people see fit to do such a thing is beyond this writer; perhaps it is because women at the clubs and parties these individuals inhabit tend to pay a little more attention to a man who has flowing well-kept blond hair in opposition to a 5'2" mongoloid who is trying to look like Mark Mcgrath and failing miserably.
(Enter long-haired guy, stage left)
Spiked-up douchebag: Hark, young knave! The women's restroom is over there, thou faggot! Hur hur!
(soliloquy) Long-haired guy: Mark me this night, O fates, for the next man that makes that lame joke is getting kneed in the junk!
(exit Spiked-up douchebag as Long-haired guy begins to pee.)
Spiked-up douchebag: Hark, young knave! The women's restroom is over there, thou faggot! Hur hur!
(soliloquy) Long-haired guy: Mark me this night, O fates, for the next man that makes that lame joke is getting kneed in the junk!
(exit Spiked-up douchebag as Long-haired guy begins to pee.)
by Vomikron September 12, 2009
A restroom where you walk in and there’s this guy in there on the phone talking about eating a Starbucks sandwich while on the toilet, so you cough to let him know your in there and he hangs up but then immediately answers another phone call (which kind of defeats the purpose but whatever) and says “hey is Richie still in jail? Can they trace it back to me” and the girl on the phone says “how the fuck should I know Jared?” And he says “I remember our history together how do I know I can trust you” and she says “I’m a lot of things Jared but a liar isn’t one of them” and he says “I CANT GO BACK TO JAIL” and then you just give up and slowly back out of the restroom
“Hey Ben I heard a lot of commotion go on in the Barnes and Noble Restroom are you ok?” “Yeah I’m fine I found a Starbucks sandwich in there so I’m no longer hungry”
by Overlord of Ducks April 6, 2021