when the dick has sticky, yellow cum left behind after a long, hard orgasm or blow job.
wilson: man i just got blowed by this chick
harris: damn wilson
wilson: too bad i have a lot of shaft residue left over

harris: at least you didn't have to leave to clean up your cum off of yo girls matress
by dicks make me breathe April 27, 2014
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Band Camp Residue can really only be know to those in a marching band. Band Camp Residue may consist of the following: sweat,sunblock,bug spray,grass,dirt,other's residue,spit(for those next to someone who can't figure out when/how to empty their spit valves),and things invisible to the untrained eye: fear of failure,frustration and desperation. Residue gradually builds up during the day and the physical effects can be washed away with soap and water. As for the psychological effects,however,the only cure is more practice and/or more Cowbell.
Jenna: I feel gross.
Me: It's Band Camp Residue.
by TheOperaSoprano June 27, 2013
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The residue on and around the nipple of a grandfather.
Yale has a disturbing jar filled two thirds with grandfather tit residue on his kitchen table.
by tittysauces July 13, 2009
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The remaining small amounts of alcohol left clinging to ice cubes on a mixed drink that eventually melt off.
Hey Charlie, since I always party harder than you I'm going to drink your alcoholic ice residuals before your cup gets taken away, ok?
Ya James...
by The Boy who cried Goofs October 18, 2010
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When facebook chat shows that someone is online, but they logged off 2 minutes ago
"I got on facebook, chatted someone, and they logged off! wtf?"

"Dude, it was probably just the residual online effect"
by molspagetti September 4, 2011
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THE ACT OF OVER-CAPITALIZATION AS A RESULT OF CONTINUING USE OF THE CAPS-LOCK FUNCTION. SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE ALTERING STATE OF MIND AND TONE OF VOICE TO ACCOMMODATE THE NEWLY DEVELOPED PUNCTUATION.
DESPITE HER FADING OVER-ENTHUSIASM, PAIGE C. CALHOUN CONTINUED TO MAKE USE OF CAPITAL LETTERS IN HER CASUAL CONVERSATION AS A RESULT OF HER STRUGGLE WITH RESIDUAL CAPITALIZATION DISORDER (RCD).
by PAIGE C. CALHOUN April 25, 2010
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