Res pen

To not believe the facts that have been presented;

Example:
“I’m totally not a virgin, you know I’m not”
“Yeah res pen dude, no cap”

Res pen by BousheyMF August 20, 2024

respensible 

someone, once getting drunk, becomes very responsible and tries to take control of a drunken group, even though they are part of it.

someone who behaves very sensibly and does not make a dick of themselves when drinking.

derives from responsible and sensible

john: yo it was real good how matt called us a taxi last night eh
mike: yeah he's a real respensible drunk

respensible by michael_frankus January 4, 2009