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Repukelicons by Major Thomas December 27, 2017
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Republiconservabertarian
A three-way portmanteau of the three names a right-wing person may identify as their affiliation, depending on any given situation, in order to fit with their world-view for that particular second of the day. Republiconservabertarians will be against government intrusion when it comes to paying taxes, for government intrusion when it comes to keeping gay people single, and against both major American political parties until they vote Republican.
Not to be confused with Raxacoricofallapatorius, home of the Slitheen in Doctor Who.
Not to be confused with Raxacoricofallapatorius, home of the Slitheen in Doctor Who.
Dave: "You're a registered Republican, aren't you?"
Ned: "Yes, but they don't speak for me now. I'm a Libertarian through and through, and want government out of our personal lives."
Dave: "Even though you attended that rally against abortion and gay marriage last weekend?"
Ned: "Any good conservative would."
Dave: "Where are you going now?"
Ned: "Going door to door for our local congressman."
Dave: "So you're a Republiconservabertarian."
Ned: "Yes, but they don't speak for me now. I'm a Libertarian through and through, and want government out of our personal lives."
Dave: "Even though you attended that rally against abortion and gay marriage last weekend?"
Ned: "Any good conservative would."
Dave: "Where are you going now?"
Ned: "Going door to door for our local congressman."
Dave: "So you're a Republiconservabertarian."
Republiconservabertarian by Jackpot777 June 20, 2011
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Repukelican
An individual who feels that being convicted of selling a dime bag of marijuana warrants the same sentence as molesting a child or robbing a bank. Also believes that marijuana is much more harmful to the fabric of society than alcohol, despite massive, overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
A judge handed down an equally harsh sentence to a man who was caught dealing 10 bucks worth of weed and a man who got drunk and beat the hell out of his wife...he must be a Repukelican.
Repukelican by Illiniwek October 6, 2006
Repubelicans
1. What's wrong with Murica
2. An individual who believes that the white male Christian God should be the only object of worship on the planet, that power and wealth should remain in the hands of 1% of the world's population while the remaining 99% starve, that health care should be privatized so the poor can't afford basic medication, that a rape victim living on welfare should be forced to care for a baby she didn't even ask for, and that America is the only real country on Earth while all those other countries they read about are just fakes invented by communists...oh wait, it's terrorists now, isn't it?
2. An individual who believes that the white male Christian God should be the only object of worship on the planet, that power and wealth should remain in the hands of 1% of the world's population while the remaining 99% starve, that health care should be privatized so the poor can't afford basic medication, that a rape victim living on welfare should be forced to care for a baby she didn't even ask for, and that America is the only real country on Earth while all those other countries they read about are just fakes invented by communists...oh wait, it's terrorists now, isn't it?
Repubelicans by Viceryder November 26, 2014