Renedo Sympton 

The Renedo Symtpon is a phrase that was coined to describe the direct correlation between the closeness in proximity that one lives in relation to their place of work, and the resulting decrease in punctuality.

"Why is Will always late to work? I travel from Guildford to London everday and am rarely, if ever, late. He lives around the corner, and yet is late every other day!"
"He is a classic case-in-point of the Renedo Sympton."

Renedo Sympton by BootyMan December 5, 2012