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Relativistic Communication

Any method of sending information that has to account for the freaky rules of Einstein's relativity, where the order of events can be subjective and nothing can outrace light. It's not about FTL; it's about dealing with the mind-bending fact that due to time dilation and the relativity of simultaneity, "now" for you isn't "now" for someone moving at a different speed. This makes syncing up conversations across interstellar distances or near light-speed ships a total headache.
*Example: You're on a generation ship cruising at 90% light speed to Alpha Centauri. You send a video message back to Earth. For you, the trip takes a few years. But due to time dilation, decades pass on Earth before they receive it. Their reply takes decades to catch up to your moving ship. You might be dead by the time you get a response. The entire conversation is less a chat and more like sending cosmic voicemails into a time-warped void. GPS satellites already do baby versions of this, correcting their clocks for relativistic effects so your "Turn left" command isn't based on a skewed time signal.* It's relativistic communication.
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Relativistic Communication

Communication over interstellar distances using signals that travel at light speed (or near it), constrained by relativity. Because no information can travel faster than light, relativistic communication has inherent lag: a message from Alpha Centauri takes four years to reach Earth. This creates a “dialog” that spans years, making realtime conversation impossible. Some speculative proposals use quantum entanglement, but entanglement cannot transmit information faster than light. Thus, relativistic communication forces interstellar cultures to become asynchronous, using message buoys and automated relays. It profoundly shapes worldbuilding in hard sci‑fi.
Example: “Her relativistic communication system meant that by the time her distress signal reached Earth, she would have been dead for a decade. She needed a faster way – but physics said no.”
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026