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Reidsville, NC 

Located 10 minutes north of Greensboro, well 20 minutes if you actually do the speed limit on US 29, Reidsville is certainly a town.

Its biggest tourist attraction is the Pennrose Mall. Famous YouTubers from all over the country come to Reidsville to film it for their pages. The number one question is "how the hell is this place open to the public?" As it is very ripe with decay.

As Reidsville has made multiple lists for being one of the top 10 dangerous cities in NC, look at the local government and you'll see why. The Barney Fife and Roscoe P Coltrane styles of law enforcement, along with the kangaroo court should clarify that for you.

They're all about growth. Let's grow the crime rate, grow the number of empty buildings, and grow the amount of drugs. Also, the number of Dollar Generals and Mexican restaurants are growing.

Popular activities include going to Courtland Park and getting called a motherfucker by a 9 year old, shortly after stepping on a dirty needle. They are home to the Piedmont Triad's largest outdoor shooting range which spans from Barnes Street to North Scales Street.

Although once a prominent tobacco town, God left town the same day that the tobacco industry did. Neither have any intention of returning.
Let's not pull a Reidsville, NC and do something productive.
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