"oh my gosh its a fucking reepist"
by Zane-A June 11, 2018
Get the Reepist mug.Younger Brother: Why do you keep staring at me like that?
Older Brother: I'm trying to develop my Hate-O-Vision powers.
Younger Brother: Is it working?
Older Brother: No, because you haven't begun ceasing to exist.
Younger Brother: Well, if you want, I could just walk over there and you could pretend like I don't exist.
Older Brother: Well, if you don't exist, I won't have to buy you lunch, anymore.
Younger Brother: Well then I'll just reexist at lunchtime.
Older Brother: You can't reexist. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's not even a word.
Younger Brother: Yes it is.
Older Brother: Nope, it doesn't exist.
Younger Brother: It does now, because I just reexisted it.
Older Brother: .... Good point. You win.
Older Brother: I'm trying to develop my Hate-O-Vision powers.
Younger Brother: Is it working?
Older Brother: No, because you haven't begun ceasing to exist.
Younger Brother: Well, if you want, I could just walk over there and you could pretend like I don't exist.
Older Brother: Well, if you don't exist, I won't have to buy you lunch, anymore.
Younger Brother: Well then I'll just reexist at lunchtime.
Older Brother: You can't reexist. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's not even a word.
Younger Brother: Yes it is.
Older Brother: Nope, it doesn't exist.
Younger Brother: It does now, because I just reexisted it.
Older Brother: .... Good point. You win.
by Pillagebones March 15, 2011
Get the Reexist mug.Similar to a Meepster, this being is not the most pleasant of things. A reepster tends to be racist, and is an expert in all stereotypes. They will even go to the point of offending people worshipping the Eternal Meepismor, the God in the religion of the Followers of the Meep. This can result in them getting punished with jellyfish stings.
Reepster: Hey, Meepster.
Meepster: Yes?
Reepster: You're acting like someone from the Pitcairn Islands.
Meepster: Why? Is that bad?
Reepster: Yeah, you smell like Spiny Lobster and walk into volcanoes.
Meepster: Yes?
Reepster: You're acting like someone from the Pitcairn Islands.
Meepster: Why? Is that bad?
Reepster: Yeah, you smell like Spiny Lobster and walk into volcanoes.
by Biblo elf November 5, 2011
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Get the Reefist mug.Someone who takes pleasure in farming crops to the point of a crime. One such person typically uses a sickle to farm their land.
by MilesN June 18, 2020
Get the Reapist mug.Carly: “Want to share some of my Reece’s?”
Dave: “Anything but Reece’s Pieces, those shell covered incompetent fucks are a disgrace!”
Carly: “Wow Dave I didn’t take you for a reecist.”
Dave: “Anything but Reece’s Pieces, those shell covered incompetent fucks are a disgrace!”
Carly: “Wow Dave I didn’t take you for a reecist.”
by Coff Daddy May 8, 2020
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