Redal 

Admittedly a pretty cool person. Redal is the type of person that you can't help but like, no matter how much you pretend you want to punch him in the face. A presumably decent rapper with a skill of solving a Rubik's cube using only a little bit of help from the internet. Redal is a good person to be around because even though you are usually always better than him, he's pretty close behind.

Sam: I met this mediocre guy today, he reminded me of a Redal!

Redal by Umidunnomytacoissexy February 6, 2015

redal ram 

Probably the worst person you will ever meet. Redal Rams are against swear jars because they don't believe in apoligizing for being vulgar. You can usually find a Redal Ram hiding behind a desk in a hipster guidance councelors office. A Redal Ram might come across as nice, intelligent, and attractive, but do not be fooled! It is an illusion that will soon be shattered when you hear that he uses the Internet to solve a Rubik's cube!

Sam: Hey, guidance counselor, can you refer me to someone who can teach me how to cheat on a Rubik's cube and rap about Hamlet?
Barcomb: Yes, go visit Redal Ram that's hiding behind his shelter of a desk!

redal ram by Umidunnomytacoissexy February 6, 2015

Mrs Redal 

The most fine dime piece on the market. Her husband is johnny sins.

Mrs Redal is so hot.

Mrs Redal by BIG NIGGER PICKER FAGGOT April 22, 2022

Real Analysis 

High school calculus done right™️

As a well-established branch of pure mathematics, real analysis is known for being notoriously hard. This is due to hoardes of ill-prepared students not realizing that they've only studied baby mathematics previously.

Charles: Man, I thought calculus in high school was legit until I studied real analysis for the first time.
James: Yeah, it's the point in my life where I understood that my analysis of math just got real.

Real Analysis by EpicScientician September 17, 2021

The birds are real 

When "the birds are real" it implies a person is high.

**Can be said as "The birds are real" or "Those birds are real"

Ex 1:
Person 1: look! that guy is smokin a huge joint!

Person 2: oh yeah, the birds are real!

Ex 2:
person 1: *sniffs* You smell that?

person 2: Yeah, those birds are real!

The birds are real by Clark Bill Steven November 27, 2013

get real 

When someone tells you to get real, they want you to get a reality check and to stop behaving as though you're living in a fantasy world.
Could apply to pretty much anyone or anything (as in a company or organisation) that mentally is not living in reality.
Examples can include companies paying their employees minimum wage while demanding preformance and duties etc that someone willing to preform them is worth at least twise that. On the other side of the coin, it can also include employees demanding pay that is far in excess of what the company can realistically afford to pay them.
Basically anyone or anything that expects something that just isn't realistic, saying 'get real' means to tell them to stop being unrealistic.

Employee: I demand $75,000 a year, a company car, 50,000 shares of the company's stock, every benifit imaginable and a months vacation every year to start.
Interviewer: Get real, this is a burger flipping job, not an executive job.

get real by Guest September 9, 2005

It's free real estate 

A phrase originated from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! which has since been turned into a popular meme.

The phrase can either be expressed literally, in reference to real estate that is "free" (like when a spider inhabits the corner of a room), or figuratively, as to ironically express a "good deal" which is actually an obvious scam.

Person 1: Who left this dirty old refrigerator box in my front yard!!?

Person 2:(waves Person 1 in closer) *Whispers* it's free real estate.

It's free real estate by 🐺 May 1, 2019