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Red Nails 

to be a bitch like those bitchy secreteries and such who always bite your head off when you ask them a question
man: Jane from accounting's got red nails
Jane: Fuck off!!


Man:dude, dont ask her out shes got red nails, she'll eat you alive!!
Dude:yeah ima geter drunk first
Red Nails by frankie rekay April 1, 2009

Dark red nails 

This is like the “light blue” trend that goes around but if a boy chooses the colour/color dark red it means it turns them on
Girl:hey what colour/color should I get my nails?

Boy:erm get dark red nails
Dark red nails by User00love June 19, 2021

dark red nails 

If you have dark red nails, you have Lana Del Rey’s vibe. You’re quite melancholy, but that makes you even more beautiful.
Look at my new dark red nails!
It feels like Lana Del Rey is my mother.

red toe nails 

red toe nails by 123124239068476093 December 24, 2021

red nail theory 

The theory that when a women gets red as the color of their nails, men are more attracted to them. This is because they find comfort in the color since it’s a reminder of cherished mother figures in their lives.
She made him fall in love with her by using the red nail theory!

red nail polish 

looks extremely fashionable and mod when applied to nails.
Red Nail Polish is the only nail polish there is.
red nail polish by Jade October 14, 2003
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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