Red Issue 

A leading Manchester United FC fanzine, retailing at a couple of quid.

It is also officially the most popular football related messageboard in the whole world in which discussions can vary from wanking in your mother's bra whilst shuffling your iPod in Prague, to tropical fish. Football discussion is often secondary to general chat, unless United are in the news for something ridiculous and unheard of, such as selling their best player and replacing him with a midget scouse crock.

Behind the harebrained, foolhardy exterior lies an intelligent bunch of people, who all think Burnley is a shit hole. Forums in our shadow include the frankly embarrassing Boo Moon and grief-stricken RAWK - which both provide delicious anecdotes of utter, utter Everest-esque fuckwittery to keep us smiling on slow news days.

Fuck you. Viva Red Issue.

Person 1: What's the best site on the world wide web?
Wise Man: Red Issue.
Person 1: Cool. Where can I get up-to-the-minute United news?
Wise Man: RAWK.

Red Issue by Admin1999 August 4, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012