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red carpet 

A females mensturating vagina. the carpet meaning the a females pubic hair. Red meaning the blood that occurs during menstration.
red carpet by Joe Iron November 12, 2005

Red Carpet 

Noun. An sexual act performed while the woman is menstruating. The woman glides to and fro on top of the man while the man lies down flat on his back. Thus, the woman glides gracefully, like a celebrity, while the man becomes her red carpet.

Verb. To initiate or engage in an act of red carpet.
1. "Hey baby, tonight, you could be the star, and I'll be your red carpet."
2. "Wanna red carpet?"
Red Carpet by Bodacious-Wan May 26, 2014

Red Carpet 

To lick minge so vigorously that it causes a nose bleed. The blood then covers the hairy pubic creating a red carpet.
She bucked back that hard during oral that she bust my nose, so she ended up with a red carpet
Red Carpet by The DBF March 12, 2018

Red Carpet 

An extremely good looking woman that you would take to the most important functions.
She is definitely red carpet. I'd take her home to momma.
Red Carpet by NURREDIN March 7, 2009

Red Carpet 

when A womans pubic hair is styled in a Brazillian, but has had the rather embarrasing mishap of starting her period.
therefore, her pubic hair is stained red, giving the illusion of a "Red Carpet"
James:So, you get anywhere with megan last night?
Jamie:Nearly, but i took off her thong and she had a red carpet!it was so gross
James:Aw man,tough break.my girlfriend never has that problem
Jamie:its ok,i dumped her for sarah.she shaves.
JAmes:Nice.

Red Carpet 

When you eat so much red velvet cake you get crimson colored diarrhea and drag your anus across your SO's chest.
"Did you hookup with Stacy last night?"

"Yeah, I gave her a red carpet."
Red Carpet by Dickbuttbukkake November 16, 2014