Recovery poosition 

The position an unconscious, but breathing casualty is placed in - where they lie on their side, arm stretched across them and their leg is pumped several times until a hot shit comes out of their arse and falls onto the floor.

Poor Neil fell unconscious at the game last night, and they put him into the recovery poosition. There is still foulage on the pitch.

Recovery poosition by Zonal K November 11, 2019

Recovery Position - Jessica Ankle Cross Technique

When rolling an unconscious person from their back into the side recovery positions, raise their near-side knee up and cross that ankle over the opposite leg - this simple ankle cross will make the person roll over easily and could safe their life by preventing aspiration of vomit. This is called the Jessica Ankle Cross Technique named after the medical doctor who demonstrated it.

He's really big, if you don't use the Recovery Position - Jessica Ankle Cross technique you'll never be able to roll him into the Recovery Position after be became unconscious.

Recovery Position - Jessica Ankle Cross Technique by First Aid Skills and Whatnot March 10, 2020