A chip you use to scoop up and retrieve part of another chip that has broken off into delicious chip dip. This is a dangerous manouver as you risk breaking the second chip in the second chip in the same dense area you lost the first. However, if done successfully, you are rewarded with an increased chip to dip ratio and optimized crunchiness.
"The guacamole is so thick it broke my nacho. Deploying Recon Chip!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.